I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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