Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i barfeds in our rink
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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