Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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