Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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