maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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