Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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