What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I supernannyed him into submission
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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