Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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