The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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