Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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