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• (989): View more from Michigan

  i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo

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• (561): View more from Florida

  My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.

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