i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?