The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.