I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.