he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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