He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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