this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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