well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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