Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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