11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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