I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
how drunk are you?
Several
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