Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
this is an emotional support booty call
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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