Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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