ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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