Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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