Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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