We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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