She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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