Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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