What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
