Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
how does that bad decision feel?
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