pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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