Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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