More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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