God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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