you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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