They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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