oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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