if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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