she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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