Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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