We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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