It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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