i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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