I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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