plz talk dirty to me
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's official drugs can't kill me
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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