Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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