U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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