I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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