Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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