It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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