I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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