you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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