Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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