therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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