How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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