So gin and wine won't be happening again
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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