There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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