trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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